…flavored soup!
[SIDE NOTE: hmmm…I wonder how many people will mistakenly come across this page when they type “everyone loves the cock” into Google. Oh, who am I kidding? There’s no way this page will get ranked for that phrase!]
for every time crews get served pizza for lunch, the financial crisis in California would be non-existent.
[NOT PICTURED: the used condom under the picnic table]
Awesome thing #1: charcoal briquettes – maybe the crafty peeps were outside preparing the grill? This explains why the table is so messy.
Awesome thing #2: ski pole wedged between the two bags of charcoal – why? I. Don’t. Know.
Awesome thing #3: a hot glue gun – seriously, a hot glue gun! I’ll have to admit that’s a first for me.
NOTE: Apparently the glue gun was left ON, while the coffee maker stayed OFF.
Awesome things #4 and #5: a half-made sandwich and half-eaten tomato covered with Starbucks napkins.
[SIGH] The joys of no-budget music video favors for friends.
Working a cooking show sounds like it would be crafty heaven, right? WRONG! So what’s wrong with this picture?
- It’s “a bunch of bagged chips and shit!” But hey, at least they had Combos, which are quite delightful.
- It’s out in the sun! The aftermath is shown below:
Over time, crafty downsized from a nice glass table to a cheapie plastic one.
Looks like I’m not the only one who likes Combos. Check over in grip staging – they (er…we)tend to hoard all the good stuff.
So how does this rank on the scale of being disserviced by crafty? Only a meager 1.5/10 due to the fact that the crew got to eat all the delicious steaks, entrees, appetizers, and desserts the chefs cooked for the show. I’ve worked on a cooking show before – for like 10 days! Who cares about crafty?! Filet mignon with a cabernet reduction, bitches!
Not having permits is one thing. Not having a table is one thing. Not having a production vehicle where food can be stored is one thing.
But setting up a crafty table on garbage can lids? And garbage cans with contents, no less. Really?
Really?
REALLY?!?!
At first glance, the crafty table appeared modest and unassuming…
Then I looked closer and saw this…
The label actually read “salami”. Wait, really? I’m no cured sausage expert, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen salami that color before. Also, what kind of salami costs $3.99? Maybe the pig hearts and cardboard keeps the price low. Oh wait, cardboard is in China only.
NOTE: Big ups to production for picking up some bite size brownies from Sugar Bowl Bakery (San Fran represent, baby!)
This blog is dedicated to the sad – and sometimes downright laughable – crafty tables on film sets all over the globe. Sparse selection? Obscure offering? Take a photo and send an email to craftdisservice@gmail.com and it will be posted with any additional information you would like to provide.
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